Conan Catches Jordan Schlansky Coming In Late

  • Published: 07 August 2013
  • Conan investigates why Jordan rolls in past noon and discovers his creepy morning routines. More CONAN @

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  • oh yeah yeah
    oh yeah yeah  3 hours back

    He would make a good Dwight

    • TheAkwardMonkey
      TheAkwardMonkey  3 hours back

      Its funny because youre supposed to punch the timecard sideways he put it straight in

      • MiaMaryMaria
        MiaMaryMaria  9 hours back

        Sometimes I come back and binge watch all the Jordan Schlansky Videos.

        • DV MÏ
          DV MÏ  21 hours back

          I’m like Jordan except I don’t feel the need to explain myself.

          • Fordthecow
            Fordthecow  2 days back

            What is he late too? Cause we have no idea what he does.


              If this was an anime he Jordan is best girl

              • daphnelu7
                daphnelu7  3 days back

                heheheh I've worked for a living. heh and the sign, One Cranky Fake Italian

                • Eric Henry
                  Eric Henry  3 days back

                  Jordan is a stud.

                  • Dryenwc3
                    Dryenwc3  3 days back

                    back when it was still funny

                    • Just Me
                      Just Me  4 days back

                      The Italian douchebag Flava Flav!!! 🤣😅👍🏾

                      • Gerson Moreno
                        Gerson Moreno  4 days back

                        I just realise that the expresso machine is now in jordan's office xD

                        • Gwen Rowland
                          Gwen Rowland  5 days back

                          I just love Jordan

                          • Frog Man
                            Frog Man  5 days back

                            Everyone in the comments really don’t realise all these videos are staged SKETCHES.

                            • xrysa melina
                              xrysa melina  5 days back

                              I have seen all the remotes.thats the best of all I think.

                              • mqueen
                                mqueen  5 days back


                                • awenindoe
                                  awenindoe  6 days back

                                  don't dead open inside

                                  • lindholmaren
                                    lindholmaren  6 days back

                                    I too enjoy listening to music with my *human ears*, as I do not have Zognoid antennas as the human I am

                                    • pohmakas33
                                      pohmakas33  6 days back

                                      My friend Jon died yesterday.
                                      Cause of death: Jordan Schlansky video overdose.
                                      RIP Jon 1995-2019

                                      • Kai Derscheid
                                        Kai Derscheid  6 days back

                                        That wasn't funny at all

                                        • Dewoy1
                                          Dewoy1  6 days back

                                          I feel like Jordan really lucked out on working for Conan. I believe he would have trouble finding a job in the "real world".

                                          • Kerem Gregg
                                            Kerem Gregg  6 days back

                                            Jordan Schlansky “One cranky fake Italian” LOL

                                            • TheSingapuraCat
                                              TheSingapuraCat  6 days back

                                              He has answers to everything!

                                              • J Can du
                                                J Can du  6 days back

                                                Protient shake ....code for sucked off his boyfriend and swallowed.

                                                • Oliver J
                                                  Oliver J  6 days back

                                                  I’ve only just come across this, absolute genius 😂

                                                  • Camila Gisselle
                                                    Camila Gisselle  7 days back

                                                    On one hand, I want to be myself. On the other hand, I want to be Jordan Schlansky. On the other hand that I grew as a result of radiation poisoning, I want to be Conan O'Brien.

                                                    • Sedi Shaka
                                                      Sedi Shaka  1 weeks back

                                                      Jordan is the best act, so funny and confident

                                                      • Marie Maršálková
                                                        Marie Maršálková  1 weeks back

                                                        in the usa this is probably a weird guy but in czech republic there many of them like this haha :)

                                                        • At Home With Nika
                                                          At Home With Nika  1 weeks back

                                                          Marie Maršálková and in so many other countries😂

                                                      • codee hollick
                                                        codee hollick  1 weeks back

                                                        he deserves to be fired he has too much bloody attitude

                                                        • Hailey Te
                                                          Hailey Te  1 weeks back

                                                          his room board thingie says "one cranky fake italian"

                                                          • jewlery
                                                            jewlery  1 weeks back

                                                            Coco owend his Italian fakeass at the end

                                                            • Khushboo Pidiyar
                                                              Khushboo Pidiyar  1 weeks back

                                                              Hey you don't go through your co worker's stuff without their permission unless it's an absolute emergency. Absolutely hate Conan for treating Jordan like that. Poor Jordan.

                                                              • João Martins
                                                                João Martins  2 weeks back

                                                                Subscribe to Pewdipie

                                                                • mrdabbleswithpotion
                                                                  mrdabbleswithpotion  2 weeks back

                                                                  Conan has said "he's a threat to every Irishman in the world". That's a bit extreme. Anyways on account of that, Conan really is acting as the white flag for AAAYYEEEE-RRIIISSSH people, presenting himself on my Youtube home page as the wholesome face of every AYYYEEE-REEEEESSH men. Ouuwww....

                                                                  I used to respect you Conan, not in an elitist way that you are intelligent & a Harvard grad, but because you stood up to the liberal cause. You even have a staff that is very diverse. One that you're not shy to display. I even for a while wanted to believe the Jordan Schlansky character was real, but now it's become apparent that it's all a lie to really capture the millennial crowd. I don't think you're a despicable person, I just wish you'd just buzz off, but you won't.

                                                                  So here's what I'd do. For every single time a video of yours makes it way to my home page, to that video I will post this exact comment, copy-paste, verbatim.

                                                                  Let's play this game.


                                                                  Why am I suddenly behaving badly? Not that I'm super nice online, even. People just created this memory of a super pleasant, stupid nice guy that they know so well, as if the memory is real. At the very least, even the dumbest (¹) will remember how horrible people were to me. For what? Nearly a decade? People just can't stand the memory of how they were so they just replaced it with the "memory" that I've always been this super nice, caring, sweet, forgiving guy that doesn't even care what you do to! I'll just forgive you no matter what! I'd just keep smiling! He's Filipino! Filipino are just like that! A point that these irish hijacked to no end. "Ouwwhhh, he's just this bhoy. Always just eager to please! He just wants everybody happy! It's always about kindness & helping each other out with his people".

                                                                  How do the irish know? Coz the irish are the Whites most like Filipinos, the irish say! I'd say it's the Spanish, but the irish will not have anything to do with them. So, eerrhhh? On conversations between the irish & Filipinos it will be unusual to ever bring up similarities, unless it mentions me. That really is only when the irish say that Filipinos are most like them. But it does solve a few issues....

                                                                  Look! The Whites aren't being racists! His people are compared to another White group! Seems like the irish can just manage the mess that this person has created. At this realization, suddenly, Whites do see that the most common of them (conveniently not having to use Italians, which are a little bit too discriminated themselves) & his people are indeed similar!... Well, not see, as more as feel. It eases them. When I point out that, "no, I don't identify with you, in fact you people are doing the worst to my family...", but, the gossiping of the irish were quick to take,
                                                                  "Ouwwhh... He is a very screwed-up, self-hating person that always withdraws to himself & always say 'sooorry!' (²). He just feels so, so irish that he just can't help it! He identifies so much to us, that he hates us. We know these things about him... We're the ones that knows most about this bhoy... It is! It is indeed as so many people are saying now, he really just wants everybody to be happy & smiling! Ouuwhh yes,  he loves the irish face. He likes his face plump & round like maize walliams! Ouuuwwwh, he doesn't really mean it when he said this! Like we said, this is a very, very conflicted bhoy. He's acting out on you on something else that he feels about himself! Yes, yes.. Oh, no, no... It's not because of what you did or said to him" 
                                                                  Even the part that I said that the irish are doing the worst to us was being discarded. It's only being un-omitted now. Because of the insistence of the gossiping of them (no shortage there) that it's being drowned out & it's really hard to show that the worst cops & most psychics are irish.

                                                                  ¹ That aren't Vancouverites.
                                                                  ² I did say sorry a lot when I was working at Pet Habitat.

                                                                  • Phillip Noetzel
                                                                    Phillip Noetzel  2 weeks back

                                                                    Schanlsky reminds me of my whining good for nothing brother who thinks he knows evert hung about everything and is actually just a bloody poofda.

                                                                    • C. NASIR
                                                                      C. NASIR  2 weeks back

                                                                      5:00 I prepared my body in various ways

                                                                      • Kim Jong-il
                                                                        Kim Jong-il  2 weeks back

                                                                        If he is the producer who produced the show

                                                                        • mukund p
                                                                          mukund p  2 weeks back

                                                                          Jordan's a Vulcan!

                                                                          • Metallica Land
                                                                            Metallica Land  2 weeks back

                                                                            Did we ever find out if Jordan is actually a real life douche or just a really good actor

                                                                            • Mohammed NYC Vlogs
                                                                              Mohammed NYC Vlogs  2 weeks back

                                                                              jordan is an alien who has been studying humans for multiple purposes. LOL

                                                                              • Mediocre Maiden
                                                                                Mediocre Maiden  2 weeks back

                                                                                Omg Jordan is so trying not to laugh during this whole thing. Its taken me a few years (and watching a cpl outtakes online) to realize that Jordan is 'in' on the joke. He's real, thats definitely his persona, his office, his life, everything. But Jordan has the ability to laugh at himself with everyone else. 😁

                                                                                • Brendan Primus
                                                                                  Brendan Primus  2 weeks back

                                                                                  this guy speaks like a serial killer

                                                                                  • Mike Rotch
                                                                                    Mike Rotch  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Wait...second time I’ve noticed this; does he just flash his badge like a hotshot fed walking into a police station, without saying hi or even making eye contact? I love this guy.

                                                                                    • Rainbow Writer
                                                                                      Rainbow Writer  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Jordan Schlansky needs his own talk show.

                                                                                      • Tony
                                                                                        Tony  2 weeks back

                                                                                        I may be the only one, but I liked Jordan Schlansky more than the redhead guy.
                                                                                        Could we do a crowdfund to get 'red' an irritating voice synthesiser so we don't have to listen to his voice?
                                                                                        When will Jordan Schlansky get his own show?

                                                                                        • Sander de Groot
                                                                                          Sander de Groot  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Giving him clocks while Jordan is wearing a beautiful Rolex Daytona (if I'm not mistaken) on his wrist...

                                                                                          • Feruza Agzamova
                                                                                            Feruza Agzamova  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Michael and Tobi

                                                                                            • Gottfried von Bouillon
                                                                                              Gottfried von Bouillon  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Jordan is fkn weird

                                                                                              • Frank Ridley
                                                                                                Frank Ridley  2 weeks back

                                                                                                They should take Jordan to Vegas and clean up at Black Jack