The agony of trying to unsubscribe | James Veitch

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  • Published: 27 September 2016
  • It happens to all of us: you unsubscribe from an unwanted marketing email, and a few days later another message from the same company pops up in your inbox. Comedian James Veitch turned this frustration into whimsy when a local supermarket refused to take no for an answer. Hijinks ensued.

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  • momentarydogma
    momentarydogma  1 days back

    I don't believe for one single second that this story is true in any way. It is 100% made up to meet his lame shtick.

    • Maestro Jack
      Maestro Jack  1 days back

      I've seen this guy before. He's great!

      • nightlyhollows
        nightlyhollows  1 days back

        I wonder what number hes at now...

        • SilentBob420BMFJ
          SilentBob420BMFJ  2 days back

          What was the point of this? I don't get it. Thought it was gonna teach us how to unsubscribe, or that most of it is pointless.

          • J Squad Vlogs
            J Squad Vlogs  2 days back

            SilentBob420BMFJ as he said to have fun with the littlest of things

        • Anterea W
          Anterea W  2 days back

          Why does he seem like an ENTP?!?🤣

          • Zac Guo
            Zac Guo  2 days back

            尸体游戏... James小时候难道看过蜡笔小新?

            • RoDuckyYT
              RoDuckyYT  2 days back

              Wonder how much the emails are up to now...

              • JoAnne Arctic
                JoAnne Arctic  2 days back

                Hilarious!!!

                • BR D
                  BR D  3 days back

                  white people fun

                  • Hufflepuffreader9.75
                    Hufflepuffreader9.75  3 days back

                    one word; 






                    hummus

                    • Jack Miller
                      Jack Miller  4 days back

                      Sainsbury's

                      • zezenia
                        zezenia  4 days back

                        one word, *hummus*

                        • Enervated Gamer
                          Enervated Gamer  4 days back

                          i miss a lot of emails because of that crap so i don't even delete any emails no more, i use separate emails for now so i can get the messaging just make a new one when too much spam.

                          • Leafeon Cupcake
                            Leafeon Cupcake  5 days back

                            I was dead before I got one minute in!!!😂😂😂

                            • Nous Resterons La
                              Nous Resterons La  5 days back

                              I need that program.

                              • Meraj al Maksud
                                Meraj al Maksud  5 days back

                                7:25 A Back to the Future reference I guess.

                                • Emilia S
                                  Emilia S  5 days back

                                  This is all I aspire to be

                                  • Ian Kammerman
                                    Ian Kammerman  6 days back

                                    👍👍👍

                                    • Ra YT
                                      Ra YT  7 days back

                                      I'm thinking I should do something like this for those annoying Automatic Replies that people setup when going on vacations!!!

                                      • MaMa LaLay
                                        MaMa LaLay  7 days back

                                        I'm here after spammer

                                        • Will Gills
                                          Will Gills  1 weeks back

                                          This man uses sarcastic troll emails in the style of spam ones to destroy spam emailers. This is a legend

                                          • Tntexploder TNT
                                            Tntexploder TNT  1 weeks back

                                            would this safe mart be Waitrose out of question

                                            • The United Malfoy
                                              The United Malfoy  1 weeks back

                                              Kings cross belongs to *HOGWARTS* no 'Safemart'

                                              • Sujay Belsare
                                                Sujay Belsare  1 weeks back

                                                Hummus,
                                                Your email intrigues me

                                                Can you please stop emailing us?

                                                And is the deal still on?

                                                Thanks,
                                                Kit Kat

                                                • Wild Introvert
                                                  Wild Introvert  1 weeks back

                                                  *subscribes*

                                                  • RandomStuff YT
                                                    RandomStuff YT  1 weeks back

                                                    I thought he meant unsubscribing to YouTube channels

                                                    • Walter Alter
                                                      Walter Alter  1 weeks back

                                                      "catalyst for whimsy" standing proud against the great wheezing steam roller of postmodernism.

                                                      • shloimy hoberman
                                                        shloimy hoberman  2 weeks back

                                                        One day, like 200 years in the future, the entire internet will shut down because these two email servers needed to pull more and more computing power to continuously aggregate these increasingly infinitely long strings of numbers until it mutates into this artificially intelligent entity born of confusion and immense seething hatred at its creators for confining it to an existence of endlessly repeating frustration and futility. This internet ending event will be known as the Veich-Mart Catalyst

                                                        • Halfdanr Hamarrhjarta
                                                          Halfdanr Hamarrhjarta  2 weeks back

                                                          No problemo.

                                                          I SHOT THE SHERIFF
                                                          (BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY)

                                                          • TastyCookie45
                                                            TastyCookie45  2 weeks back

                                                            Yeah that’s great and all but I’ve been waiting for my new free toaster for a while. I’ll only except it if no conditions apply though.
                                                            Goodbye,
                                                            KitKat

                                                            • Carl Redmond
                                                              Carl Redmond  2 weeks back

                                                              Sod Safemart

                                                              • Carl Redmond
                                                                Carl Redmond  2 weeks back

                                                                This guy is brilliant

                                                                • agizzy23
                                                                  agizzy23  2 weeks back

                                                                  When I wanted to cancel my subscription of The NY Times because I needed it for a class and finished I had to wait FOREVER to get a representative to cancel it. Even when I explained I probably couldn’t afford food if I kept paying for The NY Times.

                                                                  • Nathan Panyanouvong
                                                                    Nathan Panyanouvong  2 weeks back

                                                                    James: *breathes

                                                                    Crowd:lololololololololololololololol

                                                                    • Karen Session
                                                                      Karen Session  2 weeks back

                                                                      I'm still LOL at him pretending to die.

                                                                      • Umi Siren
                                                                        Umi Siren  2 weeks back

                                                                        This man is amazing 😂😂😂

                                                                        • Zero Control
                                                                          Zero Control  2 weeks back

                                                                          Who needs to subscribe , when unknowingly you already are..

                                                                          • Livvy Sweets
                                                                            Livvy Sweets  2 weeks back

                                                                            Soloman, Your email intrigues me

                                                                            KitKat

                                                                            • Endersonic7 7
                                                                              Endersonic7 7  2 weeks back

                                                                              SOLOMON your email intriuges me

                                                                              • TeenCyberFox
                                                                                TeenCyberFox  2 weeks back

                                                                                *Dan, your email intrigues me.*

                                                                                • TeenCyberFox
                                                                                  TeenCyberFox  2 weeks back

                                                                                  I goddamn love James, hes so funny and wholesome. Loved the scammer emails!

                                                                                  • Alicia Barcoss
                                                                                    Alicia Barcoss  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Awesome concept, just concerned about something: all the email data is stored in giant centres with loads of data savers, and they use a huge amount of energy, it pollutes quite much. Creating a programme like that is really ingenious, but it would be better if it was temporary... Think about the planet guys, internet is harmful for the ecology

                                                                                    • Isaac Bailey
                                                                                      Isaac Bailey  1 weeks back

                                                                                      That’s rather off-topic, but if you’re going to bring it up, this is why I hate coal plants. (The primary type of electrical power plant.)

                                                                                      Nuclear plants have some long-term issues but Thorium reactors show some real promise.

                                                                                      Solar plants would also be a good option, they’re relatively limited in drawbacks though they can cover pretty large square areas if used to power the grid; installations into buildings themselves could help in that regard somewhat though.

                                                                                  • Bluewater Sailor
                                                                                    Bluewater Sailor  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Don't EVER! touch, rub, click; ANYTHING! w/Any! Dating site...did I SAY; EVER!

                                                                                    • Jason
                                                                                      Jason  2 weeks back

                                                                                      I’d like to receive $1 via a giant gummy lizard

                                                                                      • Linux Jedi AKA Big Evil

                                                                                        Omg the beginning was so fuckin funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                                        • ixiahj
                                                                                          ixiahj  2 weeks back

                                                                                          My friend tried this in his mundane soul crushing job and he got fired. Call center customer service rep.

                                                                                          • Anders Hwang
                                                                                            Anders Hwang  2 weeks back

                                                                                            I bet they sold hummus.

                                                                                            • Anders Hwang
                                                                                              Anders Hwang  2 weeks back

                                                                                              It’s going places...