Hashtags: #MyDrunkStory

  • Published: 16 March 2018
  • Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MyDrunkStory.

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    Hashtags: #MyDrunkStory
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Comments • 394

  • Anna Guennel
    Anna Guennel  2 weeks back

    Once I was drunk I walked into a streetlamp, said sorry, hugged him and waved him goodbye.

    • diehardrvdfan22
      diehardrvdfan22  1 weeks back

      Were you, by any chance, walking through Narnia?

  • RacinGIRL911
    RacinGIRL911  2 weeks back

    One night I got SO drunk at a local bar that I got a ride home and went right to bed!

    • Carolyn Rothrock
      Carolyn Rothrock  3 weeks back

      If you capitalize the word polish it changes the the meaning of the word.

      • selini minikki
        selini minikki  3 weeks back

        Once i got so drunk that i passed out and told the random guy that was carrying me outside the club that he smelled good .. once i got home i realized that i forgot my purse at the pavement in front of the club and somehow ended at my friends apartment bowling my eyes out about a heartbreak from 5 years ago

        • Vibeke Schou
          Vibeke Schou  4 weeks back

          This is the best Hashtag video ever

          • Cerys Cash
            Cerys Cash  1 months back

            What’s the song at the end??

            • QBee
              QBee  2 months back

              I once spent the whole night apologizing to my classmate's mother in behalf of our drunk friend, thanking her for letting us drink there, and repeatedly saying that their family is wonderful. Turns out im nicer when I'm drunk

              • Danny Dorko
                Danny Dorko  2 months back

                if you get drunk a lot people think its tragic, if you get stoned a lot not no one really cares.

                • Astral Eagle
                  Astral Eagle  2 months back

                  That last one sounds like something from The Hangover.

                  • Susana Vargas
                    Susana Vargas  3 months back

                    That last one could have been payment for something 🤔🤔🤔!!! And /or maybe he put on the Wong pants

                    • Kenny Estrada
                      Kenny Estrada  3 months back

                      perhaps the funniest thing about all of these comments is that, although some are truly funny, most of them are completely stupid and embarrassing, yet the way the stories are told, it almost seems like y'all are proud of you've done. wow

                      • anywaythewindblows 89
                        anywaythewindblows 89  3 months back

                        I got so drunk I called my mom thinking she was the pizza place and ordered a pizza. 2 hours later 6 cheese pizzas and five 2 liters of Mountain Dew bottles were by my bed

                        • Gratefully Living
                          Gratefully Living  3 months back

                          I got so drunk I got kicked out of a nightclub for trying to get naked on the dancefloor, tried to punch a cop in the face, threw my friends iPhone on the ground, got suckerpunched in the left eye and woke up in a bathtub with all my clothes and the shower turned on full blast with freezing cold water. Good times!

                          • Edward Kinsey
                            Edward Kinsey  3 months back

                            I once hailed a car thinking it was a taxi. It was a police car.

                            • TrueSake
                              TrueSake  3 months back

                              Don’t drink and drive. 🍸 🚗 👎

                              • Fuat KIZILTAŞ
                                Fuat KIZILTAŞ  4 months back

                                Damn, once i got drunk so bad on instagram i added and liked every photo of the girl i've hated in my life...:D

                                • Grace O
                                  Grace O  4 months back

                                  I was driving home pissed off and drunk 😕 at 3 a.m. when my tire went flat and flew off the rim. I kept going just so I could get home, when I saw lights in my rearview and heard sirens. I tried to outrun them but when they began to catch up to me I turned off my headlights so they couldn't see me. 😜

                                  • Jen Warshawsky
                                    Jen Warshawsky  4 months back

                                    Those were hilarious! Jimmy does a great impression of a drunk person!

                                    • Elena Pina
                                      Elena Pina  4 months back


                                      • Indraja Salunkhe
                                        Indraja Salunkhe  4 months back


                                        • Penelope Views
                                          Penelope Views  4 months back

                                          As far as the tattoo one goes, there have been worse one. At least one part of his brain was almost functioning.

                                          • MakaPaka
                                            MakaPaka  4 months back

                                            Polaaand <3

                                            • laura lopez
                                              laura lopez  4 months back

                                              2 of my friend went to a club got so drunk went to the restroom decided it was time to go home so they started txting other friends to see who can pick them up. One txt the other (the 2 that were together) askin “girl can u pick us up we r drunk” the other txt bak “no girl we r drunk too”

                                              • AHOYJASMIN
                                                AHOYJASMIN  4 months back

                                                That Brad tattoo is genius

                                                • Lucy Escobar
                                                  Lucy Escobar  4 months back

                                                  Hm a drunken kleptomaniac

                                                  • Jesse Nelson
                                                    Jesse Nelson  4 months back

                                                    Decided to get drunk lastnight to celebrate the Saints win and Drew Brees breaking the passing yardage record. I had two cans of Joose (14% ABV, 24oz) and a Natty Daddy (8% ABV). I blacked out halfway through the Natty Daddy and woke up to find the can on the floor, still 1/3rd full, something that looked like blood all over the toilet (although that might have been the fruit punch Joose), and had the worst fucking hangover of my life. Couldn't even drink water without throwing up. It was not pleasant.

                                                    • Lulu K
                                                      Lulu K  4 months back

                                                      “She loves Poland”

                                                      • Jan Edmunds
                                                        Jan Edmunds  4 months back

                                                        Aw no story from the Supreme Court nominee?

                                                        • Zainab Mansoor
                                                          Zainab Mansoor  4 months back

                                                          #mydrunkstory ... oh wait, I don't drink.

                                                          • Salty
                                                            Salty  4 months back

                                                            A friend and I got so drunk that, when that stranger came up to us and asked us ridiculous questions, while opening my friend's handbag and searching in it for a while, we didn't realise he was stealing her phone, wallet and cigarettes. She only noticed hours later.

                                                            • Big Bird
                                                              Big Bird  5 months back

                                                              When I turned 19 (you can drink at 19 in Canada) I went to the bar for my birthday. Decided to walk back home and on the way a friend and I pissed in the middle of a public park in front of a busy highway under a street light then climbed a statue of Jesus

                                                              • J. David Jacobo
                                                                J. David Jacobo  5 months back

                                                                Wait he doesn't know what pizza sticks are?!

                                                                • Elena Leaton
                                                                  Elena Leaton  5 months back

                                                                  Also don’t drink because u will give yourself Brain damage and u will be addicted to it.

                                                                  • Elena Leaton
                                                                    Elena Leaton  5 months back

                                                                    This is why u shouldn’t get drunk: u will do something u will regret.

                                                                    • Rebekah Phillips
                                                                      Rebekah Phillips  5 months back

                                                                      Birthday girl wasn't drunk, she was a genius 😂

                                                                      • LHizzFoShizz
                                                                        LHizzFoShizz  5 months back

                                                                        I got so drunk at a friend's house, I fell down the stairs, let myself out the front door and fell asleep in the front lawn, her neighbor found me in the morning and woke her up and she woke me up and to bring me back inside, but from 4-7 AM I was passed out in the grass

                                                                        • mountain boy
                                                                          mountain boy  5 months back

                                                                          The microwave hotdog one cracked me up. Just the imagery. The defeat. The acceptance of fate.

                                                                          • journey begins Here
                                                                            journey begins Here  5 months back

                                                                            People have interesting lives

                                                                            • Tina Xie
                                                                              Tina Xie  5 months back

                                                                              i just love watching this kind of videos, make me laugh all day

                                                                              • Saskeru the Ultimate
                                                                                Saskeru the Ultimate  5 months back

                                                                                I never got drunk, but I know when I start getting numb. Whenever I get that feeling, I start doing pushups to get blood flowing again. People think I do it because I'm drunk.

                                                                                • Ruel-Tisha Foster
                                                                                  Ruel-Tisha Foster  5 months back

                                                                                  Anyone else wondering that they paid the last person to do something horrible? 🤣🤣👁😂😂

                                                                                  • wäscha
                                                                                    wäscha  5 months back

                                                                                    I'm gonna make a Twitter Account for this Hashtag

                                                                                    • Cockdeisel
                                                                                      Cockdeisel  5 months back

                                                                                      Who the fuck farted?

                                                                                      • Hudaef Cares?
                                                                                        Hudaef Cares?  5 months back

                                                                                        One time I got drunk and blacked out. The next day I woke up and my sister told me I got so drunk I broke the lavatory (the sink in the bath room; it was a family party) of my aunt's house, puked on the living room floor and went to sleep on the sofa nearby. My sister ended up cleaning my puke. XD

                                                                                        • Brenna Taylor
                                                                                          Brenna Taylor  5 months back

                                                                                          My cousin on his 21st bday got drunk and has a Q and A with HIMSELF on Facebook 😂😂😂

                                                                                          • Luke
                                                                                            Luke  5 months back

                                                                                            I got so drunk I blacked out and woke up in a drunk tank. Turns out I peed on a cop...

                                                                                            • Nora Marquez
                                                                                              Nora Marquez  6 months back

                                                                                              My mom woke me up once because my brother was so drunk he came up to her and told he he already paid to get in, and was showing her his wrist with a club stamp on it lol

                                                                                              • moe key
                                                                                                moe key  6 months back

                                                                                                i got so drunk that when i went to take a shower and i usually place my towel on the toilet seat next to the shower so i don’t get the floors wet and i ended up throwing my towel in the shower instead and got in with my clothes on and then didn’t even notice until i got out and couldn’t find the towel