Hashtags: #MyDrunkStory

  • Published: 16 March 2018
  • Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MyDrunkStory.

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    Hashtags: #MyDrunkStory
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Comments • 410

  • Markii Ii
    Markii Ii  2 days back

    Once i got so drunk that I had no idea I am not texting my husband but my boss. I texted stuff like ‘i am so f€@?!in smashed right now, please wait for me’ and so on. You can’t imagine how awful i felt when i got sober. 😂😂

    • Kaida Webb
      Kaida Webb  7 days back

      Oh my god

      • KilluminatiATYB
        KilluminatiATYB  1 weeks back

        Oh damn I have more than a few embarrassing, hilarious, fucked up, drunk stories to tell and I'm only 25 and haven't gotten drunk in 3 years now. I had to quit because I was becoming an alcoholic. It's all fun and games until you're a full blown addict/alcoholic that has lost everything and needs rehab and AA to get sober.

        • Lexie Grey
          Lexie Grey  2 weeks back

          bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches


          • Sass McFrass
            Sass McFrass  2 weeks back

            Ok girl with the "I'm here for you" Uber driver story...that's a well known meme. Fucking imagine making up a lie to get on this segment...that's so cringe.

            • SweetLolita8
              SweetLolita8  3 weeks back

              I got so drunk once my brothers carried me up the stairs but since I was too relaxed I weighed more then expected lol

              • CyaLada
                CyaLada  3 weeks back

                “mc_125” at 3:02 has “lindseyvonn” photo at 5:03 in Hashtags: #WhyImSingle. 🤔

                • Kanii gui TV
                  Kanii gui TV  1 months back

                  Bradpitt 😢

                  • Leah Switzer
                    Leah Switzer  2 months back

                    Friend..puts shots of vodka in my beer when I go to washroom...
                    Feel so great .
                    End up in Vegas from Canada . Was a blast till I had to let my boss know I wouldn't be in.. cause I was in different country,.

                    • dust collector
                      dust collector  2 months back

                      living in the country, there was no taxi so I walked home drunk, was starving, grabbed neighbors chicken, plucked it in the house and passed out on the floor before it got cooked.

                      • Emily Nelson
                        Emily Nelson  2 months back

                        I got so drunk on my bday once that when my friend sent to leave and wished me happy birthday, I replied with Merry Christmas

                        • Sally Villarreal
                          Sally Villarreal  2 months back

                          Your parakeet has accepted it, just like you’ve accepted that you’ll never have wings.

                          • Anna Guennel
                            Anna Guennel  2 months back

                            Once I was drunk I walked into a streetlamp, said sorry, hugged him and waved him goodbye.

                            • diehardrvdfan22
                              diehardrvdfan22  2 months back

                              Were you, by any chance, walking through Narnia?

                          • RacinGIRL911
                            RacinGIRL911  2 months back

                            One night I got SO drunk at a local bar that I got a ride home and went right to bed!

                            • Carolyn Rothrock
                              Carolyn Rothrock  3 months back

                              If you capitalize the word polish it changes the the meaning of the word.

                              • selini minikki
                                selini minikki  3 months back

                                Once i got so drunk that i passed out and told the random guy that was carrying me outside the club that he smelled good .. once i got home i realized that i forgot my purse at the pavement in front of the club and somehow ended at my friends apartment bowling my eyes out about a heartbreak from 5 years ago

                                • Vibeke Schou
                                  Vibeke Schou  3 months back

                                  This is the best Hashtag video ever

                                  • Cerys Cash
                                    Cerys Cash  3 months back

                                    What’s the song at the end??

                                    • QBee
                                      QBee  4 months back

                                      I once spent the whole night apologizing to my classmate's mother in behalf of our drunk friend, thanking her for letting us drink there, and repeatedly saying that their family is wonderful. Turns out im nicer when I'm drunk

                                      • Danny Dorko
                                        Danny Dorko  4 months back

                                        if you get drunk a lot people think its tragic, if you get stoned a lot not no one really cares.

                                        • Astral Eagle
                                          Astral Eagle  4 months back

                                          That last one sounds like something from The Hangover.

                                          • Susana Vargas
                                            Susana Vargas  5 months back

                                            That last one could have been payment for something 🤔🤔🤔!!! And /or maybe he put on the Wong pants

                                            • Kenny Estrada
                                              Kenny Estrada  5 months back

                                              perhaps the funniest thing about all of these comments is that, although some are truly funny, most of them are completely stupid and embarrassing, yet the way the stories are told, it almost seems like y'all are proud of you've done. wow

                                              • anywaythewindblows 89
                                                anywaythewindblows 89  5 months back

                                                I got so drunk I called my mom thinking she was the pizza place and ordered a pizza. 2 hours later 6 cheese pizzas and five 2 liters of Mountain Dew bottles were by my bed

                                                • Gratefully Living
                                                  Gratefully Living  5 months back

                                                  I got so drunk I got kicked out of a nightclub for trying to get naked on the dancefloor, tried to punch a cop in the face, threw my friends iPhone on the ground, got suckerpunched in the left eye and woke up in a bathtub with all my clothes and the shower turned on full blast with freezing cold water. Good times!

                                                  • Edward Kinsey
                                                    Edward Kinsey  5 months back

                                                    I once hailed a car thinking it was a taxi. It was a police car.

                                                    • TrueSake
                                                      TrueSake  6 months back

                                                      Don’t drink and drive. 🍸 🚗 👎

                                                      • Fuat KIZILTAŞ
                                                        Fuat KIZILTAŞ  6 months back

                                                        Damn, once i got drunk so bad on instagram i added and liked every photo of the girl i've hated in my life...:D

                                                        • Grace OM
                                                          Grace OM  6 months back

                                                          I was driving home pissed off and drunk 😕 at 3 a.m. when my tire went flat and flew off the rim. I kept going just so I could get home, when I saw lights in my rearview and heard sirens. I tried to outrun them but when they began to catch up to me I turned off my headlights so they couldn't see me. 😜

                                                          • Jen Warshawsky
                                                            Jen Warshawsky  6 months back

                                                            Those were hilarious! Jimmy does a great impression of a drunk person!

                                                            • Elena Pina
                                                              Elena Pina  6 months back


                                                              • Indraja Salunkhe
                                                                Indraja Salunkhe  6 months back


                                                                • Penelope Views
                                                                  Penelope Views  6 months back

                                                                  As far as the tattoo one goes, there have been worse one. At least one part of his brain was almost functioning.

                                                                  • MakaPaka
                                                                    MakaPaka  6 months back

                                                                    Polaaand <3

                                                                    • laura lopez
                                                                      laura lopez  6 months back

                                                                      2 of my friend went to a club got so drunk went to the restroom decided it was time to go home so they started txting other friends to see who can pick them up. One txt the other (the 2 that were together) askin “girl can u pick us up we r drunk” the other txt bak “no girl we r drunk too”

                                                                      • AHOYJASMIN
                                                                        AHOYJASMIN  6 months back

                                                                        That Brad tattoo is genius

                                                                        • Lucy Escobar
                                                                          Lucy Escobar  6 months back

                                                                          Hm a drunken kleptomaniac

                                                                          • Jesse Nelson
                                                                            Jesse Nelson  6 months back

                                                                            Decided to get drunk lastnight to celebrate the Saints win and Drew Brees breaking the passing yardage record. I had two cans of Joose (14% ABV, 24oz) and a Natty Daddy (8% ABV). I blacked out halfway through the Natty Daddy and woke up to find the can on the floor, still 1/3rd full, something that looked like blood all over the toilet (although that might have been the fruit punch Joose), and had the worst fucking hangover of my life. Couldn't even drink water without throwing up. It was not pleasant.

                                                                            • Lulu K
                                                                              Lulu K  6 months back

                                                                              “She loves Poland”

                                                                              • Jan Edmunds
                                                                                Jan Edmunds  6 months back

                                                                                Aw no story from the Supreme Court nominee?

                                                                                • Zainab Mansoor
                                                                                  Zainab Mansoor  6 months back

                                                                                  #mydrunkstory ... oh wait, I don't drink.

                                                                                  • Salty
                                                                                    Salty  6 months back

                                                                                    A friend and I got so drunk that, when that stranger came up to us and asked us ridiculous questions, while opening my friend's handbag and searching in it for a while, we didn't realise he was stealing her phone, wallet and cigarettes. She only noticed hours later.

                                                                                    • Big Bird
                                                                                      Big Bird  7 months back

                                                                                      When I turned 19 (you can drink at 19 in Canada) I went to the bar for my birthday. Decided to walk back home and on the way a friend and I pissed in the middle of a public park in front of a busy highway under a street light then climbed a statue of Jesus

                                                                                      • J. David Jacobo
                                                                                        J. David Jacobo  7 months back

                                                                                        Wait he doesn't know what pizza sticks are?!

                                                                                        • Elena Leaton
                                                                                          Elena Leaton  7 months back

                                                                                          Also don’t drink because u will give yourself Brain damage and u will be addicted to it.

                                                                                          • Elena Leaton
                                                                                            Elena Leaton  7 months back

                                                                                            This is why u shouldn’t get drunk: u will do something u will regret.

                                                                                            • Rebekah Phillips
                                                                                              Rebekah Phillips  7 months back

                                                                                              Birthday girl wasn't drunk, she was a genius 😂

                                                                                              • LHizzFoShizz
                                                                                                LHizzFoShizz  7 months back

                                                                                                I got so drunk at a friend's house, I fell down the stairs, let myself out the front door and fell asleep in the front lawn, her neighbor found me in the morning and woke her up and she woke me up and to bring me back inside, but from 4-7 AM I was passed out in the grass