Hashtags: #MyDrunkStory

  • Published: 16 March 2018
  • Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MyDrunkStory.

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Comments • 416

  • scorpio
    scorpio  1 weeks back

    people’s lives are so much more exciting than mine.

    • Bo Simmons
      Bo Simmons  1 weeks back

      I’ve gotten drunk only a couple time but once I was sitting in the toilet, throw up on myself and then looked at my girl and said “I feel much better now”.

      • Samantha Koval
        Samantha Koval  2 weeks back

        In university after a night of partying, I awoke with a black eye. Apparently, I had fallen on a floor lamp, right on the bulb. Then my professor asked me what happened in front of everyone. My dumb ass.

        • Meishawn1374
          Meishawn1374  2 weeks back

          I once got drunk, came home amd put my pistol in the freezer.

          • milica659
            milica659  3 weeks back

            I got drunk and i had to go back home, i slipped in bathroom where someone vomited so i smelled on alcohol inside and out, my dad was calling me to get back home, so i had to run back 5km, i had pepper spray with me just in case, and my thoughts were what if when i talk it smells on alcohol, so i pepper sprayed my mouth so it doesn't smell, so it started burning, and i had to run 5km back home with my mouth wide open and tongue stuck out. They figured i was drunk, got grounded + vomited next 3 days :"D

            • Vanessa Mallia
              Vanessa Mallia  1 months back

              I got drunk on new years eve and cleaned the house. Didnt remember in the morning best new years day EVER.

              • Amanda McCue
                Amanda McCue  1 months back

                The giant one is perfect

                • Hax Saw
                  Hax Saw  1 months back

                  Bradd Pitt is the my favorite

                  • Bre Shaw
                    Bre Shaw  1 months back

                    I went to the bar with my friend and we played pool with 2 guys after a few beers. We decided to give fake names. They ended up being cool so we exchanged numbers. The next day he admitted to me that him and his friend also gave us fake names Haha. He honestly could have chosen better than "chaz" 🤷‍♀️

                    • Jen Warshawsky
                      Jen Warshawsky  2 months back

                      The drunk guy showing his ID to his dad at the door is hilarious!

                      • Victoria Thompson
                        Victoria Thompson  2 months back

                        No, the best drunk story/video (on youtube) is this canadian guy who got so drunk he went to his old house and slept in the bed of the new owner but couldn't remember how to get home so the owner let the guy stay over. #truecanadian

                        • Ava Ava
                          Ava Ava  2 months back

                          Once I got so drunk after 2 shots I’d vodka that I danced to cardi b song and called my friend he knew I was drunk from the second I called 😂😂

                          • I.T. Girl
                            I.T. Girl  2 months back

                            One year, I was so drunk on Halloween on State Street in Madison, WI, I slapped what I THOUGHT was a cute guy dressed up as a police officer's ass, I mean full on open palmed smacked that great ass, turns out I actually slapped Officer Knight with the Madison PD'S great ass...

                            Oopsies... Luckily it was Halloween, and he went easy on the naughty nun that night .... dang he was a hottie 😉
                            (with a great ass) nope, full on open palm slapped Officer Knight with Madison PD

                            • Alicia DuPuy
                              Alicia DuPuy  2 months back

                              Asked my bf, "wanna know what would happen if you took me to a baseball game....?"

                              • Jemimah Ngu
                                Jemimah Ngu  2 months back

                                The birthday one is genius!😂

                                • Xox oxo
                                  Xox oxo  2 months back

                                  *a brad pitt tattoo*
                                  omg i need that 😂

                                  • J Dog
                                    J Dog  3 months back

                                    Being drunk is the biggest waste of time you don't know what you did and you wake up sick and can't do anything till 3:00pm the next day STUPID STUPID STUPID

                                    • dutch971
                                      dutch971  3 months back

                                      I was at a company party with a pool hall with an arcade. There was a picture booth. A ton of us crammed into it. My hot boss was next to me. I got so drunk that I was massaging her boobs in front of the group. She was fine with it. Say cheese. They were really nice boobies.

                                      • MIN YOONGI YOU DANGEROUS MAN


                                        • Alyssa Weicht
                                          Alyssa Weicht  3 months back

                                          I had drinks at my workplace after work with my coworkers, and I KNOW I didn't have more than I could handle. But I was exposed to weed, which I don't use, and I'm a lightweight. It knocked me out completely and my dad had to take me home. Of course he didn't believe me that I hadn't been drinking excessively.

                                          • MaI D
                                            MaI D  3 months back

                                            The one at 1:42 hits close to home for me, the only difference is I googled "how to un-high yourself"

                                            • Sammie w
                                              Sammie w  3 months back

                                              👍SUPER FUNNY!

                                              • Ashley Churchill
                                                Ashley Churchill  4 months back

                                                I once got into my Uber, not knowing that it was actually an Uber pool. When he picked another person up, I thought I was being kidnapped.

                                                • Dané Engelbrecht
                                                  Dané Engelbrecht  4 months back

                                                  Omigosh that other guy is so annoying

                                                  • Phyllis Arrington
                                                    Phyllis Arrington  4 months back

                                                    cunning, baffling, powerful

                                                    • Markii Ii
                                                      Markii Ii  4 months back

                                                      Once i got so drunk that I had no idea I am not texting my husband but my boss. I texted stuff like ‘i am so f€@?!in smashed right now, please wait for me’ and so on. You can’t imagine how awful i felt when i got sober. 😂😂

                                                      • Patricia Williams
                                                        Patricia Williams  2 months back

                                                        Y do people have their bosses numbers in their phones I mean personal lines. That's weird

                                                    • Kaida Webb
                                                      Kaida Webb  4 months back

                                                      Oh my god

                                                      • KilluminatiATYB
                                                        KilluminatiATYB  4 months back

                                                        Oh damn I have more than a few embarrassing, hilarious, fucked up, drunk stories to tell and I'm only 25 and haven't gotten drunk in 3 years now. I had to quit because I was becoming an alcoholic. It's all fun and games until you're a full blown addict/alcoholic that has lost everything and needs rehab and AA to get sober.

                                                        • Lexie Grey
                                                          Lexie Grey  4 months back

                                                          bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches


                                                          • Sass McFrass
                                                            Sass McFrass  5 months back

                                                            Ok girl with the "I'm here for you" Uber driver story...that's a well known meme. Fucking imagine making up a lie to get on this segment...that's so cringe.

                                                            • SweetLolita8
                                                              SweetLolita8  5 months back

                                                              I got so drunk once my brothers carried me up the stairs but since I was too relaxed I weighed more then expected lol

                                                              • CyaLada
                                                                CyaLada  5 months back

                                                                “mc_125” at 3:02 has “lindseyvonn” photo at 5:03 in Hashtags: #WhyImSingle. 🤔

                                                                • Kanii gui TV
                                                                  Kanii gui TV  6 months back

                                                                  Bradpitt 😢

                                                                  • Leah Switzer
                                                                    Leah Switzer  6 months back

                                                                    Friend..puts shots of vodka in my beer when I go to washroom...
                                                                    Feel so great .
                                                                    End up in Vegas from Canada . Was a blast till I had to let my boss know I wouldn't be in.. cause I was in different country,.

                                                                    • Dusty
                                                                      Dusty  6 months back

                                                                      living in the country, there was no taxi so I walked home drunk, was starving, grabbed neighbors chicken, plucked it in the house and passed out on the floor before it got cooked.

                                                                      • Emily Nelson
                                                                        Emily Nelson  6 months back

                                                                        I got so drunk on my bday once that when my friend sent to leave and wished me happy birthday, I replied with Merry Christmas

                                                                        • Sally Villarreal
                                                                          Sally Villarreal  6 months back

                                                                          Your parakeet has accepted it, just like you’ve accepted that you’ll never have wings.

                                                                          • Anna Guennel
                                                                            Anna Guennel  7 months back

                                                                            Once I was drunk I walked into a streetlamp, said sorry, hugged him and waved him goodbye.

                                                                            • diehardrvdfan22
                                                                              diehardrvdfan22  6 months back

                                                                              Were you, by any chance, walking through Narnia?

                                                                          • RacinGIRL911
                                                                            RacinGIRL911  7 months back

                                                                            One night I got SO drunk at a local bar that I got a ride home and went right to bed!

                                                                            • Carolyn Rothrock
                                                                              Carolyn Rothrock  7 months back

                                                                              If you capitalize the word polish it changes the the meaning of the word.

                                                                              • selini minikki
                                                                                selini minikki  7 months back

                                                                                Once i got so drunk that i passed out and told the random guy that was carrying me outside the club that he smelled good .. once i got home i realized that i forgot my purse at the pavement in front of the club and somehow ended at my friends apartment bowling my eyes out about a heartbreak from 5 years ago

                                                                                • Vibeke Schou
                                                                                  Vibeke Schou  7 months back

                                                                                  This is the best Hashtag video ever

                                                                                  • Cerys Cash
                                                                                    Cerys Cash  7 months back

                                                                                    What’s the song at the end??

                                                                                    • QBee
                                                                                      QBee  8 months back

                                                                                      I once spent the whole night apologizing to my classmate's mother in behalf of our drunk friend, thanking her for letting us drink there, and repeatedly saying that their family is wonderful. Turns out im nicer when I'm drunk

                                                                                      • Danny Dorko
                                                                                        Danny Dorko  8 months back

                                                                                        if you get drunk a lot people think its tragic, if you get stoned a lot not no one really cares.

                                                                                        • Astral Eagle
                                                                                          Astral Eagle  9 months back

                                                                                          That last one sounds like something from The Hangover.

                                                                                          • that's me tryn
                                                                                            that's me tryn  9 months back

                                                                                            That last one could have been payment for something 🤔🤔🤔!!! And /or maybe he put on the Wong pants

                                                                                            • Kenny Estrada
                                                                                              Kenny Estrada  9 months back

                                                                                              perhaps the funniest thing about all of these comments is that, although some are truly funny, most of them are completely stupid and embarrassing, yet the way the stories are told, it almost seems like y'all are proud of you've done. wow