Every joke in Avengers: Age Of Ultron

  • Published: 15 March 2017
  • What's your favorite joke in the Age Of Ultron?

    Yes I am now aware that I missed a few jokes... I hate myself.

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Comments • 12 856

  • ilyas a yusuf
    ilyas a yusuf  8 hours back

    that man has no regard for lawn maintenance

    • Shock Vox
      Shock Vox  22 hours back

      Unfortunately this is part of what dragged it down

      • Robert Sacher
        Robert Sacher  1 days back

        "How's he doing?"
        "Unfortunately, he's still Barton."
        "That's terrible."


          Booom.....are you looking for this????

          • Xu Xin
            Xu Xin  16 hours back


          • Florin Herlea
            Florin Herlea  17 hours back


        • Kelva
          Kelva  2 days back

          guys stop we got to talk this threw
          good talk
          no it wasn't

          • HellFire Guy
            HellFire Guy  19 hours back

            Gotta talk threw all types of stuff

        • Hamsterhorse 23
          Hamsterhorse 23  2 days back

          Banner: You want me to help you put Jarvis into this thing?

          Tony: No! Of course not...

          … I want to help you put Jarvis into this thing.

          • Zoya Saddique
            Zoya Saddique  2 days back


            • Leon
              Leon  2 days back

              0:22 that looks like GTA map

              • BaneZH
                BaneZH  2 days back

                You gotta admit, while it was cool watching hawkeye hit quicksilver it makes no sense. Quicksilver would have ample time to dodge the arrow.

                • Americo Pedroni
                  Americo Pedroni  3 days back

                  And people dig these movies? Why. This is lame as fuck

                  • HellFire Guy
                    HellFire Guy  19 hours back

                    Quit bein a bitch

                  • Joanna Marie
                    Joanna Marie  2 days back

                    Why are you even here if you don't like it? Smh

                  • Zoya Saddique
                    Zoya Saddique  2 days back

                    this comment just flew right over my head because it makes no sense whatsoever

                  • Zark
                    Zark  2 days back

                    @Americo Pedroni *language*

                  • Zark
                    Zark  2 days back

                    Wtf am I seeing?!

                • Nathan Forbes
                  Nathan Forbes  3 days back

                  Roses are red
                  Violets are blue
                  You are now cursed
                  Like to undo

                • Gabriel Alston
                  Gabriel Alston  3 days back

                  That's how he lost his arm

                  • Ella Palumbo
                    Ella Palumbo  4 days back

                    The city is flying
                    We’re fighting an army of robots
                    And I have a bow and arrow

                    None of this makes sense

                    • Emi M
                      Emi M  4 days back

                      Theese are… small agents

                      • Cin Khai
                        Cin Khai  4 days back

                        at the end cap said: it's a pretty interesting wall lmao

                        • Sashi Lata
                          Sashi Lata  4 days back

                          7:59 did anybody else notice ironman say nigga

                          • Bigdaddy Mohua
                            Bigdaddy Mohua  3 days back

                            HAAAAAAAAAAAAA thats funny af

                          • LumiNyte
                            LumiNyte  3 days back


                          • Donovan
                            Donovan  4 days back

                            He never said that... “I’m looking up nuclear codes and you don’t want me to”

                          • vikusia h.
                            vikusia h.  4 days back

                            Sashi Lata . i think it was nuclear lmao

                        • Ella Palumbo
                          Ella Palumbo  5 days back


                          • Cabe
                            Cabe  5 days back

                            I would literally lick every woman's butthole in this movie.

                          • GoGurt
                            GoGurt  5 days back

                            Robert California was wilding

                            • Simon Turner
                              Simon Turner  6 days back

                              I was hoping it was just the entire movie cause of how much of a joke it was

                              • HellFire Guy
                                HellFire Guy  19 hours back

                                If the whole movie was a joke, you are a circus

                            • Max Pike
                              Max Pike  6 days back

                              Bruce waited too long...

                              • Ysarc
                                Ysarc  2 days back

                                Right in the feels

                            • Manny Villar
                              Manny Villar  6 days back


                              • Acro
                                Acro  2 days back

                                @Matrixman nothing stopping you from saying it

                              • Matrixman
                                Matrixman  2 days back

                                Acro I was gonna say that but more nastier

                              • Acro
                                Acro  5 days back

                                Zucchinis are green he's talking abt hulk's penis

                              • The Destroyer
                                The Destroyer  6 days back

                                Manny Villar 😏

                              • Valiant Knight
                                Valiant Knight  6 days back

                                Oh hun

                            • UNIQUE
                              UNIQUE  6 days back

                              OK *WHAT??*

                              • Huioarmy
                                Huioarmy  6 days back

                                Tihs film is a joke

                                • Joanna Marie
                                  Joanna Marie  2 days back

                                  You are a joke

                                • LumiNyte
                                  LumiNyte  3 days back

                                  Isn’t it ironic that I was thinking of nobody’s favorite Avengers movie being Avengers 2 and then I saw your comment

                                • Kieron Campion
                                  Kieron Campion  3 days back

                                  @The Google Well I consider this to be the best comic book movie ever made. I'm more than happy to pretend Infinity War and Endgame never happened.

                                • The Google
                                  The Google  3 days back

                                  @Kieron Campion Nah, this movie is actually considered the worst Avengers film by far.

                              • PaulaZ05
                                PaulaZ05  6 days back

                                12:02 You know who's Ultron's father! 😂 😂

                                • Venice Ella Mayor
                                  Venice Ella Mayor  6 days back

                                  y a y

                                  • brooklyn crowley
                                    brooklyn crowley  7 days back

                                    You get killed walk it of

                                  • Cam M
                                    Cam M  7 days back

                                    this movie is garbage.....no real stakes everything treated like a joke pretty much even ultron

                                    • Quiet bird
                                      Quiet bird  16 hours back

                                      I actually really like age of Ultron! It's one of my favorite avengers movies. I also like to pretend Infinity war and endgame don't exist.

                                    • Donovan
                                      Donovan  3 days back

                                      This is a good movie- for the MCU its avg. but not trash

                                    • Kieron Campion
                                      Kieron Campion  4 days back

                                      For me this is the best mcu movie and the best comic book movie. Every single Avenger had to face and overcome the darkest part of themselves in order to evolve morally and physically to stop Ultron, who believed savior figures like the Avengers were holding humanity back.

                                      If they hadn't grown as people, there would have been no way to stop Ultron, and in my opinion that's the very definition of "stakes."

                                      "Ultron thinks we're monsters, that we're what's wrong with the world. This isn't just about beating him. It's about whether he's right." - Captain America

                                    • Cam M
                                      Cam M  5 days back

                                      @guyver 5er I used to think that but looking back its just not good to me.........whedon doesn't do it for me as a director at all.....

                                    • Matthew Welch
                                      Matthew Welch  6 days back

                                      Get back on the bandwagon

                                  • pvtcian 99
                                    pvtcian 99  1 weeks back

                                    Whole movie is a joke.

                                    • Donovan
                                      Donovan  3 days back

                                      Normally calling something a joke isn’t positive...

                                    • pvtcian 99
                                      pvtcian 99  3 days back

                                      @Donovan and yeah i love this movie.

                                    • pvtcian 99
                                      pvtcian 99  3 days back

                                      @Donovan i didn't say the movie was bad.

                                    • Donovan
                                      Donovan  3 days back

                                      You are the real joke, this movie was good

                                    • Kieron Campion
                                      Kieron Campion  4 days back

                                      Only if you're not paying attention.

                                  • pathetic mortal
                                    pathetic mortal  1 weeks back

                                    "good talk"
                                    Muffled guy "no it wasn't"

                                    • MorningAfterStudios
                                      MorningAfterStudios  1 weeks back

                                      “Language” - proceeds to throw motorcycle

                                      “Only when I’ve created a murder bot” oh Banner..

                                      8:11 sounds like Cap talking about a wild alligator

                                      • Dauntless Nicholas
                                        Dauntless Nicholas  1 weeks back

                                        Awww you didn’t include the elevator teeth scene

                                        • Thomas Hughes
                                          Thomas Hughes  1 weeks back

                                          Weakest film for one liners some absolute stinkers

                                          • The Google
                                            The Google  3 days back

                                            @Thomas Hughes I know! I'm glad the accent was dropped in CW.

                                          • Thomas Hughes
                                            Thomas Hughes  4 days back

                                            Funniest thing about this film is Scarlett witch attempting that accent

                                          • Kieron Campion
                                            Kieron Campion  4 days back

                                            Nah. All of these are gold.

                                        • Droid Prence
                                          Droid Prence  1 weeks back

                                          9:37 that joke was too fast that i laughed nine seconds after the joke for some reason

                                          • Multifandom? Yes That's Me

                                            -gun shots-
                                            Tony: Guys.. stop, we got to talk this through.
                                            -gun shots-
                                            Tony: it was good talk
                                            Guy: no it wasn't
                                            Lol 😂

                                            • TheCring3 L0rd
                                              TheCring3 L0rd  1 weeks back

                                              Next: Every joke in airplane mode
                                              What it actually is, is the whole movie. Because it's a joke

                                              • Smit Trivedi
                                                Smit Trivedi  1 weeks back

                                                2:56 protects her from supernatural beings. Saves her from being killed by an infinity stone and weird gibberish speaking supernatural beings. Praises her at every opportunity. Gets dumped by her.

                                                • SupremeTerraPro
                                                  SupremeTerraPro  5 days back

                                                  No Jane didnt dump him...he dumped her, it was a, a mutual dumping..

                                              • the green parrot
                                                the green parrot  1 weeks back

                                                Why are the comments sorted by new

                                              • The Thinking Being
                                                The Thinking Being  1 weeks back

                                                2:49 **Testosterone** *sniff
                                                Sorry, s’cuse me... 😗

                                                • The Thinking Being
                                                  The Thinking Being  1 weeks back

                                                  0:12 That was the most inefficient use of a motorcycle ever 🙄

                                                  • HellFire Guy
                                                    HellFire Guy  19 hours back

                                                    A crash would've been better then, obviously

                                                • wesley miller
                                                  wesley miller  1 weeks back

                                                  Me at 6:13 in the morning

                                                  • negazoz
                                                    negazoz  1 weeks back

                                                    11:06 cast this guy as Captain Falcon.

                                                    • THE PLASMA GUARDIAN
                                                      THE PLASMA GUARDIAN  2 weeks back

                                                      Hulk lifted it like a cm when he fought thor

                                                      • mdotschrody
                                                        mdotschrody  2 weeks back

                                                        Sprained deltoids and gout 😂

                                                        • Bongo Cat
                                                          Bongo Cat  2 weeks back



                                                        • Matthew Ocanas
                                                          Matthew Ocanas  2 weeks back

                                                          Thor: y’all aren’t worthy

                                                          Cap:hold my beer

                                                          • HiopX
                                                            HiopX  2 weeks back

                                                            Endgame explained

                                                        • Elvin Sanchez
                                                          Elvin Sanchez  2 weeks back


                                                          • Alec Alleva
                                                            Alec Alleva  2 weeks back

                                                            having sex, pickling the zucchini

                                                        • 4aceofspades101
                                                          4aceofspades101  2 weeks back

                                                          James spader still the best thing in age of ultron