Every joke in Avengers: Age Of Ultron

  • Published: 15 March 2017
  • What's your favorite joke in the Age Of Ultron?

    Yes I am now aware that I missed a few jokes... I hate myself.

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Comments • 11 570

  • Gaia S.
    Gaia S.  1 hours back

    "Wait a sec, nO oNe Is GoNnA dEaL wItH tHe FaCt ThAt CaP jUsT sAiD lAnGuAgE?"
    *Team mocking Steve for the rest of the movie*

    • Gaia S.
      Gaia S.  1 hours back

      So youtube algorithm works pretty well...

      • zoom zoom
        zoom zoom  5 hours back

        you kiss your mommy with that mouth

        • LSM Studios
          LSM Studios  6 hours back


          • dragonball slayer326
            dragonball slayer326  8 hours back

            This whole video basically sums up the whole movie

            • Reeanne The Queen
              Reeanne The Queen  9 hours back

              This is basically the entire movie

              • Lilly Faith
                Lilly Faith  9 hours back

                Good talk. No it wasn’t

                • YoungPUNk
                  YoungPUNk  11 hours back

                  why isn't the whole movie shown since it is all a joke

                  btw im jk i actually loved this movie even though some people hated it
                  dont hate me plz :))))

                  • Aniyah Plays Roblox
                    Aniyah Plays Roblox  12 hours back

                    9:02 is the best part

                    • Sami Leach
                      Sami Leach  14 hours back

                      Black window on motorcycle: Beep!Beep!

                      • MochiPotato *
                        MochiPotato *  17 hours back

                        You know, I was born yesterday

                        • Un Known
                          Un Known  19 hours back

                          The only time captain only uses the magnet to get his shield back in this movie

                          • Mr. MadPie
                            Mr. MadPie  1 days back

                            Pls be a secret door
                            Pls be a secret door
                            Pls be a secret door

                            *yay :p*

                            • Jenny B.
                              Jenny B.  1 days back

                              Why is everyone texting like... 3 years later

                              • Invincible Speaker
                                Invincible Speaker  1 days back

                                *Thor... you're bothering me.*

                                • Aron108 Why an I forced to put a last name?

                                  And i have a bow in arrow”
                                  Bow and arrow

                                  • Aron108 Why an I forced to put a last name?

                                    4 times Steve was mocked for his language quote

                                    • Aron108 Why an I forced to put a last name?

                                      “Don’t turn green”
                                      “I won’t”

                                      • Rayan Vati
                                        Rayan Vati  1 days back

                                        YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS
                                        2017: NAH
                                        2018: NOT NOW
                                        2019: WAIT
                                        JULY 2019: YEAAAH !

                                      • Carlos Vargas
                                        Carlos Vargas  1 days back

                                        this is why i love age of ultron very unpopular oppinion of mine

                                      • Bee Movie
                                        Bee Movie  1 days back

                                        Why are so many people commenting now?

                                        • ty al
                                          ty al  11 hours back

                                          Bee Movie ikr 😭

                                      • Visla 11
                                        Visla 11  1 days back

                                        Why is this in my recommended 2 years later?

                                        • Boopy Doopy
                                          Boopy Doopy  2 days back

                                          You forgot Elizabeth's Olsen acting , the best joke of all

                                          • Boopy Doopy
                                            Boopy Doopy  8 hours back

                                            @Hey_Hey43 [Lennex] lol mate i do know how hard it is yiu fucking moron

                                          • Visla 11
                                            Visla 11  1 days back


                                          • Hey_Hey43 [Lennex]
                                            Hey_Hey43 [Lennex]  2 days back

                                            yeah shut up you know nothing about acting and how hard it is

                                          • Boopy Doopy
                                            Boopy Doopy  2 days back

                                            @Maram Agil oh shit here comes all the triggered fans

                                          • Maram Agil
                                            Maram Agil  2 days back

                                            Boopy Doopy shut up

                                        • i know m *GORGEOUS*
                                          i know m *GORGEOUS*  2 days back

                                          4:18 xd *Dont* *TurN* *gReeN*

                                          • 한상민
                                            한상민  2 days back

                                            11:24 torb

                                            • Desirie Endrina
                                              Desirie Endrina  2 days back

                                              "Don't take from my pile." lol

                                              • Moon Kid
                                                Moon Kid  2 days back

                                                Ah yes, Scarlet Witch and Vision the two most overpowered Avenge- oh they died

                                                • Robert Pulido
                                                  Robert Pulido  24 hours back

                                                  Okay,Vision was seriously Nerfed in the new update for infinity war,Scarlet was just removed

                                                • Purple Pure
                                                  Purple Pure  1 days back


                                                • Visla 11
                                                  Visla 11  1 days back

                                                  Scarlet Witch came back

                                                • MrTBSC
                                                  MrTBSC  2 days back

                                                  except only vision realy did ..

                                                • J Foster
                                                  J Foster  2 days back

                                                  She's not the strongest

                                              • Yin Lee
                                                Yin Lee  2 days back

                                                And Vision became a joke in infinity war.

                                                • Visla 11
                                                  Visla 11  1 days back

                                                  Dies twice

                                                • J Foster
                                                  J Foster  2 days back

                                                  If you knew what that staff was capable of you would know why he was badly injured.

                                              • THE HIGHLIGHTER GUY
                                                THE HIGHLIGHTER GUY  2 days back

                                                Cap - "Fury! You son of a bitch"
                                                Fury - "Whoah you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

                                                • Meme King
                                                  Meme King  2 days back

                                                  INB4 NICK FURY IS A NINJA FAN

                                              • Swampy Gaming
                                                Swampy Gaming  2 days back

                                                Hello fellow Endgame depressed souls

                                                • Visla 11
                                                  Visla 11  1 days back

                                                  Swampy Gaming hi dr strange could’ve fixed everything with the time stone just sayinf

                                              • Anxii shootah
                                                Anxii shootah  2 days back

                                                Did half the world really get this reccomanded?

                                              • Chloe Groove
                                                Chloe Groove  2 days back

                                                Wait was falcon in the final battle against ultron, how was he in the movie and not the battle?

                                                • J Foster
                                                  J Foster  2 days back

                                                  What? No he came in at the end when they called him.

                                              • Bernadette Okoli
                                                Bernadette Okoli  2 days back

                                                2:03 idk why this scene kills me so much. That fake enthusiasm from thor on top makes me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts. This is just legendary.

                                                • Goldy9058
                                                  Goldy9058  2 days back

                                                  'ThEiR ThE AveNgerS'

                                                  • MrTBSC
                                                    MrTBSC  2 days back

                                                    probably r/whoosh but
                                                    ThEy´Re ... or ThEy ArE ...

                                                • evagelos kal
                                                  evagelos kal  2 days back

                                                  I wanna be happy after Endgame.

                                                  • rania zafar
                                                    rania zafar  2 days back

                                                    So it's not just me who came back to these videos after endgame. 😭❤️

                                                    • Jessie Rodriguez
                                                      Jessie Rodriguez  2 days back

                                                      9:06 the wtf faces 🤣

                                                      • Supacop
                                                        Supacop  2 days back

                                                        You missed a couple: 1) Opening fight scene; Cap and Thor “Looks like they’re lining up for us.” “Well, they’re excited.” 2) Tony fights Hulk: “Ah, right in the back. Dick move, Banner.” 👍🏾😊

                                                        • Jalz
                                                          Jalz  2 days back


                                                          Damn,i love maria hill😍😍

                                                          • triforceplus1
                                                            triforceplus1  2 days back

                                                            And Rhodey's "Oh my goodness, you want a lozenge?" line XD that had to have been ad libbed

                                                        •   2 days back

                                                          Lol.... I've never laughed more at any movie i swear,

                                                          "And for gosh sakes watch your language!"

                                                          • Norbert Samek
                                                            Norbert Samek  3 days back

                                                            july 15th comments jeez

                                                            • The Sonic Bros
                                                              The Sonic Bros  3 days back

                                                              Looks like all of YouTube is on this one video

                                                              • Visla 11
                                                                Visla 11  1 days back

                                                                The Sonic Bros pretty much

                                                            • Rhyanna Nand
                                                              Rhyanna Nand  3 days back

                                                              3:27 I SHIP !!! 😚😚😚

                                                              • Duck Mint
                                                                Duck Mint  3 days back

                                                                "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, PLEASE be a secret door!.. :-\"
                                                                "Yaay :D"

                                                                • Sarah Walsh
                                                                  Sarah Walsh  3 days back

                                                                  6:17 when my parents walk into my room without knocking

                                                                  • Sarah Walsh
                                                                    Sarah Walsh  3 days back

                                                                    Damn these comments are recent

                                                                    • Notorious Karma
                                                                      Notorious Karma  3 days back

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                                                                      • Mitchell Ray
                                                                        Mitchell Ray  1 days back

                                                                        I'll Be On Pewdipies Video Too Tell Him That He Should Join.

                                                                      • Thomas Blundell
                                                                        Thomas Blundell  3 days back

                                                                        Okay Kyle that's enough monster for you...go punch some drywall

                                                                    • Ananya
                                                                      Ananya  3 days back

                                                                      So half the world is here today? 😂