Hashtags: #WorstFirstDate

  • Published: 12 January 2018
  • Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #WorstFirstDate.

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Comments • 362

  • Sierra Biagas
    Sierra Biagas  7 days back

    My boyfriend does the thing where he blows into my nose too lol

    • Lee Bridges
      Lee Bridges  1 weeks back

      He found out that I am an editor and, in hopes of publication, recited his poetry to me. The Entire Time.

      • Lynn Alexander
        Lynn Alexander  2 weeks back

        jimmy f is so idiotic. why when someone else on the show says something to make the audience laugh he immediately dismisses it and starts reading or talking? hes jealous bc someone else is funny and hes not

        • UglyIowan
          UglyIowan  2 weeks back

          Not a first date but on the second date with my ex he farted on me, I was leaned against him watching a movie and felt it on my back

          • UMESH DESAI
            UMESH DESAI  3 weeks back

            Joey is the brother... He knew more than 50 states😂

            • Rin Jackson
              Rin Jackson  3 weeks back

              1:13 - Today, on "Things I would have been happier knowing nothing about..."

              • Jade Nguyen
                Jade Nguyen  4 weeks back

                Poor QuestLove. Oh the things I could’ve done with Rosário Dawson…

                • Jeremiah 32:27
                  Jeremiah 32:27  1 months back

                  First date we went to an IMAX movie. Halfway though during a very loud action scene he decided to rip one. Yeap the scene ended to complete silence. However he wasn’t done farting. The guy in front of us grabbed his popcorn and left. I laughed the rest of the date. That was 13 years ago happily married first child on the way and I haven’t let that moment die 😆

                  • Haley Bennett
                    Haley Bennett  1 months back

                    Woah, Questlove. Dated Rosario Dawson.

                    • Marisol Bloomfield
                      Marisol Bloomfield  2 months back

                      Snooki_Cookie16 should’ve sneezed in his mouth to get him back

                      • Emerson Lytle
                        Emerson Lytle  2 months back

                        My friend told me that there are 52 states I showed him a map and he said still said there were 52 states

                        • Quincy Marie
                          Quincy Marie  2 months back

                          Not bad first date, but I was living at home I was 18. My mom wouldn't let me go until she had written his license plate number down.🤦‍♀️ This happened 3 times, what a great way to start a date lol. I can understand now though, the guys were 26-30 years old she didn't want anything bad to happen to me. Funny enough that didn't happen when my now husband picked me up 19 at the time. We've been married for 9 years come September.

                          • CYB the drummer
                            CYB the drummer  2 months back

                            I call bs on the traffic ticket story. Sounds fake. 🙄

                            • catherine 11
                              catherine 11  2 months back

                              I'm sorry but his side kick guy is not funny in the least.

                              • Jetta.Silence
                                Jetta.Silence  2 months back

                                Omg the puppy trumpet? I wonder if he got a second date?lmfao

                                • Erin Stratman
                                  Erin Stratman  2 months back

                                  13 rolls of sushi 😂😂😂 I died

                                  • -Haru-
                                    -Haru-  2 months back

                                    Nice work!

                                    • LaurinGuad
                                      LaurinGuad  2 months back

                                      I made that same mistake the first time I ordered sushi. I left the restaurant very full, and very embarrassed.

                                      • S Quinonez
                                        S Quinonez  2 months back

                                        “Garbage person” felt that in the soul!

                                        • Elizabeth Joy
                                          Elizabeth Joy  2 months back

                                          Puppy trumpet.

                                          • ZhangtheGreat
                                            ZhangtheGreat  2 months back

                                            Blind date. She said she didn't smoke, then shows up smoking. I pointed it out, and she treated her lie like it was no big deal. I should've just ditched her then, but gave her a chance. She spent the whole date talking about how famous she was back in her home country, and how she'd just made it to the US a few days ago to achieve that same level of fame. At the end of the date, she asks me to pay her for spending time with her, because I should consider it an honor that she gave me her time. Let's just say that if my parents didn't raise me decently, I would probably be in jail for assault right now. #worstfirstdate

                                            • Sara Coulson
                                              Sara Coulson  2 months back

                                              Lol come one! Puppy trumpet! Any dog person would have thought it hilarious and quirky. Maybe not first date.. unless you knew....she was the one

                                              • me thatguy
                                                me thatguy  2 months back

                                                I've had plenty of bad dates, but I'm the only common factor so I dont judge. I dont like humans.

                                                • Vanny Unjunan
                                                  Vanny Unjunan  2 months back

                                                  Hahaha puppy trumpets

                                                  • Kay cass
                                                    Kay cass  2 months back

                                                    Okay but marry the cop because that’ll make a great story for the wedding.

                                                    • Stacy Blackley
                                                      Stacy Blackley  2 months back

                                                      my first date with this guy was a car trip to visit every tesco supermarket in essex uk, its a big county we didnt leave the car and the whole journey he listened to religious hymns and sermons on the radio. when we got home my dad asked how thd date went when i arrived at the door,the guy replied "great " i just said night then. later told dad about the date and he couldnt stop laughing. sadly i had to see the guy again as we worked together at yep you guessed it a damn tesco, i never spoke about the date to him or about a second date again.

                                                      • Stevie fan
                                                        Stevie fan  2 months back

                                                        I had to say the ‘it’s not pee” to my therapist... I always take a sip of water in the car before sessions for a hydrated brain...

                                                        • Britt Volkonskaya
                                                          Britt Volkonskaya  2 months back

                                                          Worst first date? Dude showed up in an old Celica, asked to borrow money for chewing gum, then started playing "My Heart Will Go On" in his car CD player.

                                                          • Maddy McLaugh
                                                            Maddy McLaugh  2 months back

                                                            Okay the puppy trumpet one is just traumatizing what the??!

                                                            • T Kabs
                                                              T Kabs  2 months back

                                                              Nice work Jimmy😉

                                                              • Annick Mörth
                                                                Annick Mörth  3 months back

                                                                Dont find any of these so bad. Except the 1400 dollar one.

                                                                • Munro McLaren
                                                                  Munro McLaren  3 months back

                                                                  The puppy trumpet one is hilarious. And gross.

                                                                  • Munro McLaren
                                                                    Munro McLaren  3 months back

                                                                    The sushi one at 0:52, would t there be a price and a number on the menu???

                                                                    • Matthew Stark
                                                                      Matthew Stark  3 months back

                                                                      "Thanks, I use both nostrils."

                                                                      I would've laughed so hard and proposed to her right then and there

                                                                      • Anastasia Kartheiser
                                                                        Anastasia Kartheiser  3 months back

                                                                        The sushi situation once happened to me too😂😂😂😂

                                                                        • I.M. dMented
                                                                          I.M. dMented  3 months back

                                                                          Puppy Trumpet!!! 😂🤣

                                                                          • puja mankar
                                                                            puja mankar  3 months back

                                                                            now i have a reason to date...

                                                                            • Ugly CosmicBrownie
                                                                              Ugly CosmicBrownie  3 months back

                                                                              My sister and I once ordered 24 rolls of sushi, it was the fucking worst

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                                                                                • Chenna JT
                                                                                  Chenna JT  3 months back

                                                                                  My first boyfriend. He brought me to his church, then I brought him to mine. My parents were raised in different religions, so I adapted easily. He was terrified of my Catholic church and thought someone would curse him for being Methodist. Spoiler: He survived unharmed.

                                                                                  • Jayme Sigler
                                                                                    Jayme Sigler  3 months back

                                                                                    But did she get out of the ticket?

                                                                                    • PSA de Lachute
                                                                                      PSA de Lachute  3 months back

                                                                                      1:47 - There are 51 States 😳 if you include Puerto Rico 👍🏽

                                                                                      • coolkumquats
                                                                                        coolkumquats  1 months back

                                                                                        PSA de Lachute Puerto Rico isn’t a state. Not saying it shouldn’t be, but it’s currently a territory and as such has different rights than a state. This was part of why there was such a lackluster U.S. government response to the devastation of Puerto Rico by hurricane Maria in 2017. 😕

                                                                                    • Danielle W
                                                                                      Danielle W  4 months back

                                                                                      My worst first date: went on a blind date where a guy pretended to have a British accent. I called him out after the second time he slipped up and spoke to me in his American accent 🤦‍♀️

                                                                                      • M W
                                                                                        M W  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Danielle W maybe he was nervous like Ross and the British accent just came out 😆

                                                                                    • Emily L
                                                                                      Emily L  4 months back

                                                                                      All of them #worstfirstdate

                                                                                      • Anna Novak-Harper
                                                                                        Anna Novak-Harper  4 months back

                                                                                        Tell Ellen DeGeneres to do hashtags too.

                                                                                        • misty kearby
                                                                                          misty kearby  5 months back

                                                                                          End of the video and im still not over the puppy trumpet

                                                                                          • Karrington O'Rourke
                                                                                            Karrington O'Rourke  5 months back

                                                                                            My mom is friends with mos def...cool

                                                                                            • Ken Nunez
                                                                                              Ken Nunez  5 months back

                                                                                              That traffic one was actually sad. 😭